Dear Students: Be sure to study this EATER PRIME RIB chart carefully it’s going to be on next week’s exam. (Source: Nick Solares/Eater).
GOOD NEWS: Michel Richard’s not-very-good New York bistro is no longer open for lunch or dinner, as I report for Eater. BAD NEWS: The bistro still open for breakfast which means it continues to charge $10 for bowls of cold cereal and $26 for smoked salmon bagels. Yep, we’re calling this one a BAD DEAL.
“It is sad that the more “successful” a neighborhood becomes, the more it gradually takes on a recognizable, common look, as the same banks, drugstore chains and national brands move in. Be honest: Would you rather have one more bank branch in your neighborhood, or another independent restaurant?”
Danny Meyer, who will relocate his pioneering Union Square Cafe at the end of 2015 because of a brontosaurus-sized rent increase, speaks some TRUTH about how the NYC real estate market isn’t looking out for NYC or its wonderful communities (Source: New York Times
Momofuku’s meatless ramen is better than your pork fat ramen. I’m not saying that as a love letter to vegetables, which this ramen is not. This dish is rather an insanely delicious meat substitute ramen! It’s less about seasonal produce and more about giving you the same savory, salty, and rich flavor notes as you’d get in a broth made with animal fat. It’s the soup-based equivalent of making tofu chicken nuggets taste good — always a risk affair, but Momofuku Noodle Bar gets it right, I argue in this Eater essay! (Photo: Nick Solares/Eater).
“As Jaeckle’s former bosses at AltaMarea keep pumping out more of the same at their Italian Restaurant Replicating Factory, All’onda wants to bring us something different. That’s no slight on the people of AltaMarea; they’ve set a high bar for hospitality and I’m jealous the citizens of Tajikistan will get a Morini sooner than we’ll have a Second Avenue Subway. But what our own city’s culinary scene needs right now is an increased tolerance for creativity and risk, and that’s why All’onda is so vital.”
That’s from my two star
Eater review of All’onda, which builds on some of the themes I wrote about our “exceedingly boring” year for new restaurants in New York! Check it out! (Source: Eater
"Even the tarte tartin, with all its complex caramelization, makes the throat well up from sugar shock just like a Cinnabon. It all makes me wonder whether Flay is sometimes catering to an Applebee’s or TGI Friday’s crowd, where guests with a high tolerance for sweetness expect bland meats to get their kick from the likes of Jack Daniel’s glazes and such." — That’s Bad Deal Editor Ryan Sutton (i.e. me!!!) reviewing Gato for Eater!!!
“The customer is right less than sometimes.”
Momofuku’s David Chang (Source: Twitter
Eater’s Hillary Dixler doesn’t experience any eye, ear or throat irritation at the infamous Sriracha factory in Irwindale, California, which was recently declared a “public nuisance” by the local city council. But are there killer robots?
“The business practices of Holey Donuts! are interesting in themselves. No cash is accepted, so you have to use your credit card. When you sign the iPad screen…you are warned that your receipt will arrive by email, as soon as you give them your email.”
Here’s Robert Sietsema
on a doughnut shop that apparently won’t let you pay with cash (Source: Eater