THE BAD DEAL

Dear Columbia University: Thanks for charging me $100,000 for my graduate degree in international affairs. In exchange, let me give you a little bit of SUTTON ADVICE. I’m glad you’ve been checking out Anfora (cool place), but generally speaking, it’s probably not a great idea to host a “salon” on INEQUALITY at a swank lounge that sells $14 cocktails. Maybe let’s reconsider this one? Apologies, I’m gonna have to call this a BAD DEAL. In return for such counsel, I’d appreciate if you nullify my $200 library fee, which I incurred for keeping out a reference book for 24 hours. I’m sorry, I needed it for a FINAL EXAM.